A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
Hi! I'm Brighid Rose but everyone calls me Bee. 19 years old. Pansexual. Law Student :) From the South Coast of Australia.
I love my friends, stationary, books, winter, travelling and Christmas.
My fandoms: BTVS, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, the Avengers, Disney, LOTR, Hunger Games, Divergent, BOOKS, Vampire Academy.
Ten Major Artists:
Wong Wong & Lulu
Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait
Tiger the spontaneous reductionist
Misty goes off the wall
Minnie, the abstract expressionist
Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.
Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch
Smokey at work
Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.
Princess, the elemental fragmentist
Charlie, the peripheral realist
this literally makes me so happy
I can’t explain how great this is.
This tag is just too perfect.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
Marvel’s Chris trifecta
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child